Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson @girlgerms@ioc.exchange

Don't stress - I'm not leaving Twitter. It's just always good to have a back up plan.

Okay, with current events, anyone have a good suggestion for a decent Mastodon instance?

I'm currently on one, but got limited for "not interacting" (🙄) so keen to find somewhere else that isn't as anal.

🤮🤮🤮

RT @synackodes@twitter.com

Please stop this . This is not okay .

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/synackodes/status/1518553038239195136

It's set and cut and zomg...soooo good 🤤

@simone_au@twitter.com - this is "Wednesday market" fudge. Don't have to buy it anymore! 😁

Holy fuck, I think I nailed it! Will know better after it's set. 🥳

Also, as is traditional for a new recipe, gave myself a great "caramel" burn 🤦‍♀️

Because I love it so much, in attempting to make Scottish Tablet.

Let's hope I don't fuck this up, because holy shit does it take a long time to make...

Truth. 🌧️

Just watched No Way Home.

Marvel needs to stop making movies that make me bawl like a baby 😭

This is why Australians actually enjoy our politics. 🤣

RT @stilgherrian@twitter.com

This is one of Australia’s greatest traditions.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1517381683443511296

Oh dear.

@lilgirlgerms@twitter.com: "Guess what?! The Easter Bunny left their FACE at kindy! I saw it hanging up! Now the Bunny has no face! How can the Easter Bunny see without a face?!?"

Fuck me, she's too goddamn smart.

😅😂🤣

The floof 🐾😻

👏 As someone who is neurodivergent, this government can piss off with its ableist shite.

RT @TamePunk@twitter.com

Autism blesses those of us who have it with the ability to spot fakes from a mile off

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TamePunk/status/1516777256139386884

It went really well. Lots of talking about how to be safe online, to talk to your mum and dad and teachers, to not use devices in bedrooms or without asking; and to not give out personal info.

Smart kids. No questions, just LOTS of stories from them 😂

RT @girlgerms@twitter.com

...is it weird that I'm more nervous about presenting to a bunch of 4 and 5 year olds tomorrow than I ever have been about presenting to a room full of adults?! 🤦‍♀️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/girlgerms/status/1516740556386279426

...I want this on a t-shirt.

RT @blowdart@twitter.com

@girlgerms@twitter.com "What did you learn in school today dear?"
"CUNT"

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/blowdart/status/1516751158022270978

...is it weird that I'm more nervous about presenting to a bunch of 4 and 5 year olds tomorrow than I ever have been about presenting to a room full of adults?! 🤦‍♀️

This is utterly stunning - @CinsCurios@twitter.com is seriously damn talented.

RT @CinsCurios@twitter.com

Finally finished this matched pair of shoulder pieces for the lovely @Hope_Corrigan@twitter.com
Aluminium rings in pink, sky blue, lavender and bright silver, with acrylic scales in clear, blue, purple and glow in the dark.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CinsCurios/status/1516727310019297281

Best. Quokka. EVER!

BECAUSE IT'S DOUBLE THE QUOKKA GOODNESS!

RT @quokkaeveryhour@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/quokkaeveryhour/status/1516644833171218434

Been chilling while Mr GirlGerms watches Twitch streams. Current stream of choice? @Willjum1@twitter.com

Honestly surprised that a Rust stream is as chill as this. Also digging the lo-fi beats on the channel. Very calming.

10/10 - would recommend.

No, seriously.

I've got a new speaking dress. A new night time "Hot DAMN!" dress, new pair of work pants and some sexy as hell boots.

This is what holidays should be like - getting all your online shopping delivered to make you happy 😁