See, as an Australian, I'm like "Nah, now it's your best friend for life!"

Was driving and had a jumping spider spin a line from my steering wheel - and I didn't want to turn corners in case I bothered it.

What kind of person AM I?!

RT @tpryan@twitter.com

A spider just spun down a web and landed on my ear. I have no choice but to self immolate.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/tpryan/status/1384

I'm *ALWAYS* amazing! ๐Ÿ’œ

RT @moresunshine_1@twitter.com

@girlgerms@twitter.com Wel done you! I ha e found that the appreciation does affect you. Especially when there is a decided lack from those that should know better and figure itโ€™s just what you do. So they expect your usual level of amazement as normal.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/moresunshine_1/sta

There are days I miss being able to go into an office and have coworkers (well...specific ones) to talk to and hang with.

Like...who am I suppsoed to give all my strawberry Mentos or red/purple Skittles to now that I can't give them all to @ChrisHoodAU@twitter.com ?!

No joke, I got teary reading it.

I absolutely love hearing from people that they appreciate what I do and that they think I'm *good* at what I do. It's what inspires me to keep going!

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Some feedback from a customer that has seriously made my entire week ๐Ÿ’œ

"Your ability to explain these concepts is awesome (as it is hard for some to grasp) so keep up the good work! I don't know if you have a feedback team, but I would like to give you a kudos on a great job!"

Honestly, my anxiety levels are so much less today.

They're still there, don't get me wrong. But so much lower.

My house is CLEAN. I mean, it's fucking SPARKLING.

My lawn is mowed, edges trimmed. Weeds poisoned. I can get to my clothesline!

Such relief ๐Ÿฅฐ

For those saying 'We were already calling him a murderer'.

Yes - we were. But the media couldn't. It couldn't be printed. It was slanderous.

Now? The court has reached a verdict. Found GUILTY in a court of law, and all that jazz.

Forever now known as a murderer by *EVERYONE*.

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I've been refreshing the news since 6:30am this morning, waiting for the verdict.

Now we can shift our language from "alleged murderer" to "murderer".

Bought a bread maker.

Bread's good, don't get me wrong...

...but a loaf of SCONE?!? ๐Ÿคค instagram.com/p/CN4p7Nopkms/?i

Introducing more amazing metal ladies to our lil' miss - and this is our penultimate.

@SimoneSimons@twitter.com
- thankyou for being so amazing.

This song and it's lyrics still gives me chills and causes me to tear up. This song got me through some dark days ๐Ÿ–ค

youtu.be/FAYPDf3Zk14

I JUST WANT FIFTEEN MINUTES TO EAT MY LUNCH IN PEACE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

...I love the energy of this lady. Her clothes, her hair, her HAT...

Also I am now going to refer to men who shit me off by calling the "Stupid man things", because that's just beautiful.

RT @milfgaards@twitter.com

the way she ducks under doors and yells at men...i need her so bad

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/milfgaards/status/

PSA: You can do this even if you're not single, you just have to withstand the judgemental glare you get from your other half... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜

RT @da5ch0@twitter.com

PSA: if youโ€™re single, you can order stuffed crust pizza and -just- eat the crust, if you want. nobody even calls the cops on you for it or anything

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/da5ch0/status/1384

Fuck it. Go savage. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ–•

RT @amysw_sec@twitter.com

The struggle is real ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/amysw_sec/status/1

I find it hilarious how much this resonated with people.

Wearable are great and all until they start guilt-tripping you.

I have family for that, I don't need my tech doing it as well!

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RT @girlgerms@twitter.com

Does anyone else feel personally attacked by their wearables telling them that they've been sitting too long?

Like "No fucking shit, mate - I'm well aware of this fact, and if I could get up and move around, I WOULD. Not my fault this Teams call is STILL going after 2 hours!"

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/girlgerms/status/1

Today my house will be clean, my garden tidied and I will be *HAPPY*.

PoC is *ALWAYS* Prod.

RT @ChrisHoodAU@twitter.com

Wonderful.

The PoC is now a PILOT for 12 months.

Which means it's Prod.

It's a good thing I didn't warn anyone of this happening and got fully ignored.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/ChrisHoodAU/status

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