Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson @girlgerms@ioc.exchange
SecOps Tinker Fairy🔮 Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic 💜 Mum of small human 💜 Provider of sarcasm, cynicism & profanity 💜 she/her 💜 Views ≠ Employers
Joined Mar 2021
...learning more and more about why my body just fucking *HATES ME*.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPkwZ4vELyI
(@SciShow@twitter.com @hankgreen@twitter.com )
Not doing Sentinel this week, doing Security Center/Azure Defender...I'm so rusty, because it's been SO LONG.
Toddlers. Honestly...they are small tyrants that have zero filters and assume you are there solely to please them.
Well, I have news for you, gremlin. I am not.
...but sometimes you look just so damn cute.
This thread. Hilarious and awesome.
RT @SeanaLyn@twitter.com
Over the weekend ~15 California condors descended on my moms house and absolutely trashed her deck. They still haven’t left. It sucks but also this is unheard of, there’s only 160 of these birds flying free in the state and a flock of them decided to start a war with my mom 😭
It is morning.
There has already been a debate about:
a) breakfast (to which she stole donuts from the bench...);
b) brushing teeth;
c) getting dressed ("But I want to look PREEEETTTTYYYY!");
and d) leaving the fucking house.
Some days...
🤦♀️
RT @ChrisHoodAU@twitter.com
Architecture? Don't know
Requirements? Not sure
Funding? Nothing in place
Timeframe? Required immediately
"Can you get us a cost estimate?"
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChrisHoodAU/status/1389790498949197826
...I can't help it. I'm a Marvel addict. Watching this gave me chills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdpxoFcdORI
Cannot wait to see what they bring in the next few years 💜
Mr GirlGerms has gone to a medical appointment.
Lil' GirlGerms is home sick.
I am on a call with a customer.
...what could *POSSIBLY* go wrong?
🥰🥰🥰
RT @AndyKimNJ@twitter.com
My wife wasn’t thrilled when I put this Lego Millennium Falcon on our wedding registry. To not seem completely self-indulgent, I told her I’d wait until we had kids to build it. Today, after 10 patient years, the adventure begins. #MayThe4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AndyKimNJ/status/1389601320332562433
Looking forward to Gen-X being the new "oldies" and letting Millenials fix this shit up!
RT @kovach_april@twitter.com
@SamBraslow@twitter.com Gen X here. I fully support this.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kovach_april/status/1389566667731185671
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics
(One of my all time favourites, taken by Mr GirlGerms himself... I look *PISSED*)
https://twitter.com/wyrdgirl/status/1364951323645476876
RT @wyrdgirl@twitter.com
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics
(Hate selfies and I don’t look very scary. Not much of a boss 🤣) https://twitter.com/nicolefv/status/1364950619052675072
Having a "morning".
Small human awake before 5.
Discovered she's drawn on our blinds with 'child safe' pens - meaning there indelible and likely never to come out...
Just waiting on the third thing to happen.
Going to get coffee. Need it this morning.
I am grumpy.
But that's NOTHING compared to the stress and anxiety Mr GirlGerms is going through at the thought of me getting COVID.
I want to get this to put his mind at rest and stop him stressing himself to death.
@qldhealthnews@twitter.com What pisses me off even more? I put those exact same details into the http://nh.org.au site (not realising it was Victorian) and was offered a spot in a vaccination clinic two days later.
What the actual fuck...
Do I honestly need to fly down to Victoria to get this vax?
I am beyond pissed. I have been trying to get my shot since it first became available. Now that AZ is "contraindicated" for those under 50, I'm stuck waiting for Pfizer. I check every 2-3 days...
@qldhealthnews@twitter.com - I'm cohort 1b. When can I get vaxxed?! 🤬
https://twitter.com/colourmeamused_/status/1389506247343304709
RT @colourmeamused_@twitter.com
*VACCINE UPDATE*
Pfizer shipments to Australia are ramping up, we just received our largest shipment of 351,000 doses which arrived in Australia today.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/colourmeamused_/status/1389506247343304709
There needs to be a filter for all social media and email that detects when an Australian is using it and doesn't filter or flag the word 'fuck'.
It's punctuation, for fucks' sake.
Off to see my rheumy this afternoon.
This will either result in me being happy, or me bitching about having to sit in a hospital waiting room for an hour past my appointment...
Guess which one is more likely 😑
💜 PURPLE IS THE BEST COLOUR, FIGHT ME! 💜
RT @dani_standring@twitter.com
Purple is a personality trait...
#boardgames #tabletop
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dani_standring/status/1388976930075168772
*This* is why I love video games. It's not just the game. It's the people. 💜
RT @recurringfear@twitter.com
Today is an important day for me. Fifteen years ago @Warcraft@twitter.com, and a good friend saved my life. I was badly addicted to amphetamines, and had nowhere to go. I got this in-game mail from my guild leader, Tremain - Dragonmaw. 1/2
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/recurringfear/status/1389009324337508353
SecOps Tinker Fairy🔮 Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic 💜 Mum of small human 💜 Provider of sarcasm, cynicism & profanity 💜 she/her 💜 Views ≠ Employers
Joined Mar 2021
