Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson @girlgerms@ioc.exchange
SecOps Tinker Fairy🔮 Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic 💜 Mum of small human 💜 Provider of sarcasm, cynicism & profanity 💜 she/her 💜 Views ≠ Employers
Joined Mar 2021
Venturing outside for lunch 🌲🌄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CN6iJ-5pte1/?igshid=1j1mudm4t16qq
See, as an Australian, I'm like "Nah, now it's your best friend for life!"
Was driving and had a jumping spider spin a line from my steering wheel - and I didn't want to turn corners in case I bothered it.
What kind of person AM I?!
RT @tpryan@twitter.com
A spider just spun down a web and landed on my ear. I have no choice but to self immolate.
I'm *ALWAYS* amazing! 💜
RT @moresunshine_1@twitter.com
@girlgerms@twitter.com Wel done you! I ha e found that the appreciation does affect you. Especially when there is a decided lack from those that should know better and figure it’s just what you do. So they expect your usual level of amazement as normal.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/moresunshine_1/status/1384684439293206529
There are days I miss being able to go into an office and have coworkers (well...specific ones) to talk to and hang with.
Like...who am I suppsoed to give all my strawberry Mentos or red/purple Skittles to now that I can't give them all to @ChrisHoodAU@twitter.com ?!
No joke, I got teary reading it.
I absolutely love hearing from people that they appreciate what I do and that they think I'm *good* at what I do. It's what inspires me to keep going!
Some feedback from a customer that has seriously made my entire week 💜
"Your ability to explain these concepts is awesome (as it is hard for some to grasp) so keep up the good work! I don't know if you have a feedback team, but I would like to give you a kudos on a great job!"
Honestly, my anxiety levels are so much less today.
They're still there, don't get me wrong. But so much lower.
My house is CLEAN. I mean, it's fucking SPARKLING.
My lawn is mowed, edges trimmed. Weeds poisoned. I can get to my clothesline!
Such relief 🥰
For those saying 'We were already calling him a murderer'.
Yes - we were. But the media couldn't. It couldn't be printed. It was slanderous.
Now? The court has reached a verdict. Found GUILTY in a court of law, and all that jazz.
Forever now known as a murderer by *EVERYONE*.
I've been refreshing the news since 6:30am this morning, waiting for the verdict.
Now we can shift our language from "alleged murderer" to "murderer".
Bought a bread maker.
Bread's good, don't get me wrong...
...but a loaf of SCONE?!? 🤤 https://www.instagram.com/p/CN4p7Nopkms/?igshid=nb8744jl4ilb
Introducing more amazing metal ladies to our lil' miss - and this is our penultimate.
@SimoneSimons@twitter.com
- thankyou for being so amazing.
This song and it's lyrics still gives me chills and causes me to tear up. This song got me through some dark days 🖤
I JUST WANT FIFTEEN MINUTES TO EAT MY LUNCH IN PEACE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
...I love the energy of this lady. Her clothes, her hair, her HAT...
Also I am now going to refer to men who shit me off by calling the "Stupid man things", because that's just beautiful.
RT @milfgaards@twitter.com
the way she ducks under doors and yells at men...i need her so bad
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/milfgaards/status/1384161905560875017
PSA: You can do this even if you're not single, you just have to withstand the judgemental glare you get from your other half... 🙄😏
RT @da5ch0@twitter.com
PSA: if you’re single, you can order stuffed crust pizza and -just- eat the crust, if you want. nobody even calls the cops on you for it or anything
Fuck it. Go savage. 🖕🤬🖕
RT @amysw_sec@twitter.com
The struggle is real 🙃🙃🙃
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/amysw_sec/status/1384278031384989697
I find it hilarious how much this resonated with people.
Wearable are great and all until they start guilt-tripping you.
I have family for that, I don't need my tech doing it as well!
RT @girlgerms@twitter.com
Does anyone else feel personally attacked by their wearables telling them that they've been sitting too long?
Like "No fucking shit, mate - I'm well aware of this fact, and if I could get up and move around, I WOULD. Not my fault this Teams call is STILL going after 2 hours!"
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/girlgerms/status/1383946424677658625
Today my house will be clean, my garden tidied and I will be *HAPPY*.
PoC is *ALWAYS* Prod.
RT @ChrisHoodAU@twitter.com
Wonderful.
The PoC is now a PILOT for 12 months.
Which means it's Prod.
It's a good thing I didn't warn anyone of this happening and got fully ignored.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChrisHoodAU/status/1383983417344200705
SecOps Tinker Fairy🔮 Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic 💜 Mum of small human 💜 Provider of sarcasm, cynicism & profanity 💜 she/her 💜 Views ≠ Employers
Joined Mar 2021
