Christmas is all packed away inside my house now - but I've still got my outside fairy lights up, because fuck that guy who yelled at me to take them down.

I'm keeping them up for the whole year now, out of sheer spite and pettiness.


For the love of God can we please stop saying this. I find it absolutely repugnant that someone's tragic death is minimised in such a way. Who gives a shit if they had other medical issues? Point is, they have passed away. Don't minimise that devastation of their families


Honestly, if you come at me with NFT bullshit, this is all I'm going to see.

I think it's exceptionally fitting.


Yeah I got NFTs


This looks absolutely amazing - looking forward to seeing this once it's released ๐Ÿ˜

(Pinging - right up your alley!)


I... I can't wait to hear what y'all think of my talk. It's completely wild and I'm really looking forward to it!

Slides will be available afterwards and a beta D&D module if you want to try it at your table! I'm not even kidding.


This is all 100% true. I was muffling my laughter while it happened.

I am raising my daughter RIGHT, dammit! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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There is a "couple" in this restaurant. A man with a ring and some flowers, and a woman.

She has just played out him asking her to marry him.

The "womans" response: "No, I'm too busy, I'm going to run my shop!" and then my small human asked me to get down my pet shop set.

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Oh my lawd.

My small human is playing with one of my Lego Creator Expert sets (Parisian Restaurant).

It's adorable, because she has stories for all the people. For example...


"Yeah, too right, just set that fucker on fire..."





but what if i cross stitch every single one of my wordle results


Thread. Read it.

And yes:

lol no


I know a lot of press people and gamers follow me, so let me explain why this is deeply, unbelievably, intensely incorrect and near-impossible.



I went back to sleep for an hour or so.

I am now venturing outside for coffee because it's Monday morning, I'm tired as fuck and I have training in 25 minutes.

...wish me luck.

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I spoke for NEARLY AN HOUR about security fundamentals with people and I DIDN'T SWEAR ONCE! lot should be proud of me.

I actually went out yesterday to spend time with a work colleague (so half work half social?) and it was lovely...but also draining.

This pandemic has fundamentally changed the way I interact and social interaction is now so very tiring.

UPDATE - The bruise on my arse is the size of my hand. We've started with a beautiful purple/blue-black, with some nasty red welts where the edge of the stairs caught me.

Expecting to do into the green-yellow hues over the next few days.

Sitting down HURTS.

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In case you missed it yesterday, posted this link so you can go off and sign up...if you're interested in Sentinel.

And it's a talk being given by me.

At an AU-friendly time!

C'mon, surely that's enough reason to clicky-clicky?!


Sooooo...I'm going to be doing a thing. All about Microsoft Sentinel.

Y'know...if you're interested.

(silently screaming)




Dice, but make them geodesโ€ฆbut make them dice ๐Ÿ‘€โœจ


Posted about this yesterday - had an absolute BLAST talking with on for this episode. Honestly, we could've spoken for hours on the subject. Definitely go have a listen!


2021 was a tough year for security - how can we do better in 2022? talks on RunAs Radio at about better DevSecOps - how we work together to make more secure systems!


So, I just fell down the stairs. As you do. Trying to work out if I'm yet at the age where it's more like... "I had a fall".

...don't think I'm there yet.

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