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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
What is a rabbit's favorite kind of music?
Hip-Hop!

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An adorable spotted pet rabbit is lying on a bed, eyes closed, and ears resting flat. Its legs are sprawled out to both sides.

Meme text reads, "Please keep your bunny properly inflated."

Creator credit:
Munch (Sir Munchkin)
facebook.com/RabbitRamblings

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

A little bird told me that Spring is here...

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A couple are sitting at a small breakfast nook, sipping coffee and looking out the window. Outside, peeking out from behind a tree, is Batman's partner, Robin the Boy Wonder.

Meme text reads, "First Day of Spring."

Copyright:
BIZARROCOMICS.COM
Facebook.com/BizarroComics
Dissy Features

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Holy Headaches, Batman!

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Four panel comic with Batman seated in a chair. Behind him is a window with the Bat-Signal shining.

Panel one: Batman looks up from a book and back at the window, startled to see the Bat-Signal glowing.

Panel two: Batman leaps towards the window.

Panel three: Batman "Thuds" against the window, unable to break through the glass.

Panel four: Superman is floating behind Batman with another hero. They are laughing uproarisously at Batman, who is now lying on the floor. The window is now revealed to be a paper poster, and the top of the window is rolling down, like paper coming unglued from the wall.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

As seen at this past weekend's #HandsOff protests...

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Photo from the April 5, 2025 Hands Off protests, location and photographer unknown. A small dog is wearing a checkered dog vest. On the vest is hanging a handwritten sign that reads, "Hey, Republicans... Did Trump cut off your testicles, too?"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!

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Comic with two playing cards, a Jack of Spades and a Queen of Hearts. Behind them is a math card reading "12 times 5."

The Jack is looking back at the math card and trying to turn the Queen away, saying, "Avert your eyes, Your Majesty! It's a Flash Card!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**Gabriel** @gabriel@masto.pt · Apr 2

Apr 2

Gabriel @gabriel@masto.pt

The meme is a two-panel image set in a desert landscape.
Top Panel: The top panel depicts a person crawling on their hands and knees in a sandy desert environment. In the background, there are a few cacti and a sign that reads "WATER 50 MILES". The person has a speech bubble above them saying, "Please somebody help me".
Bottom Panel: The bottom panel shows the same person still crawling in the same position. A silver Tesla Cybertruck has appeared next to them on the right side of the frame. A speech bubble originating from the Cybertruck says, "Get in I'll give you a ride". The person crawling has a speech bubble pointing towards them that says, "Nah I'm good".

#TeslaCybertruck #Cybertruck #Tesla

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 2 *

Apr 2 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #Joke :
Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

A: Banned from the petting zoo.

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Meme with four images.

The first, labeled "Human DNA," shows a standard graphic of double-helix DNA.

The second, labeled "Chinese DNA," shows Asian artwork of two characters entwined together.

The third, labeled "French DNA," shows a manual corkscrew.

The fourth, labeled "Italian DNA," shows a spiral Rotini noodle.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 2 *

Apr 2 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

#CommanderData has been added to the group chat...

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Two-panel Star Trek meme. The top panel shows Picard and Data on the bridge. Data tells Picard, "Captain, the Borg are about to attack."

Picard asks, "How do you know that, Mr. Data?"

Bottom panel shows an image from the film "Star Trek Generations," where Data has been laughing about "Mr. Tricorder."

Data is laughing and holding up a contemporary cell phone showing the Signal app. Data says, "Because they added me to the group chat!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 2

Apr 2

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

Photo of TV Evangelist pastor Joel Osteen, smiling widely. Meme text reads, "I sold my mansion to feed the poor.... April Fools!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 2 *

Apr 2 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

If milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it's not really expired?

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Photo of actor "Mr. T" pointing at you. Meme text reads, "It's April... Fools!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**Gabriel** @gabriel@masto.pt · Mar 31

Mar 31

Gabriel @gabriel@masto.pt

The meme is an image that contains text at the top and a reaction image at the bottom.
Text: The text at the top reads, "Billionaires after donating to a cause that wouldn't have to exist if they were just taxed fairly." Below this text, slightly offset to the right, it says, "No need to thank me."
Reaction Image: The reaction image is a screen capture from the animated TV show Futurama. It features the character Zapp Brannigan with his eyes closed, a smug expression on his face, and his hands held up in a dismissive gesture. The text "No need to thank me" is superimposed at the bottom of the image, matching the sentiment expressed in the text above.
Overall Meaning: The meme satirizes the idea that billionaires often receive praise for philanthropic donations that address societal problems that some argue could be alleviated if they paid a fairer amount of taxes. The image of Zapp Brannigan, known for his self-importance and often misguided actions, emphasizes the perceived insincerity or self-serving nature of such donations. The meme suggests that the need for these charitable causes might not even exist if wealth were distributed more equitably through taxation.

#BillionairePhilanthropy #TaxTheRich #FairTaxation

**Gabriel** @gabriel@masto.pt · Mar 30

Mar 30

Gabriel @gabriel@masto.pt

#meme #memes #funnyimage

**Gabriel** @gabriel@masto.pt · Mar 30

Mar 30

Gabriel @gabriel@masto.pt

#meme #memes #funnyimage

**Gabriel** @gabriel@masto.pt · Mar 28

Mar 28

Gabriel @gabriel@masto.pt

#meme #memes #humor

**Gabriel** @gabriel@masto.pt · Mar 28

Mar 28

Gabriel @gabriel@masto.pt

#healthcare #inequality #satire

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 26

Mar 26

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

Dark-themed photo of a gummy bear. Meme text reads, "I hope that when I inevitably choke to death on Gummy Bears, people will just say I was 'Killed by bears,' and leave it at that."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 26

Mar 26

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.

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Photo of a little girl in a blue dress, with her mouth open. She is facing into a hose that is spraying in her face, and does not seem happy about it.

Meme text reads, "When you wash a spoon."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 26 *

Mar 26 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.

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Side by side images of a microscopic pollen and the Death Star from Star Wars, intending to show that both are round globes with one bump.

Meme text reads, "Pollen... Death Star...Any questions?"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 26

Mar 26

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.

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Photo of a tree with no leaves on it, and melting snow on the ground. Someone has hung several cans of Budweiser from the branches. Meme text reads, "Spring is here! The trees have buds on them!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 26

Mar 26

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

If it's not winter, it's road construction season.

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Photo of a woman standing on a sidewalk. In front of her is a large puddle in the road, and just barely sticking out of the puddle is the back of a car-- as if the puddle is deep enough to hold most of the car, front end down.

Meme text reads, "It's time for everyone's favorite game: guess how deep that pothole really is."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

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