Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. #dadjoke
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. #dadjoke
To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing. #dadjoke
I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. #dadjoke
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants... it's called Feefiphobia #dadjoke
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around. #dadjoke
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. #dadjoke