If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
The Pedo in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
They're definitely trying to push the idea that whatever is headed here by November is not a natural space rock.
They want us believing it's a ship of
some kind
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Teddy Dozevelt
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
Not a #DadJoke, but I know my Dad would have appreciated it.
#funny #Video
What I love about this video is the woman's delivery. You just KNOW all the golfers bring in their new buddies to her so she can do this bit.
Also, I'm sure it is fun to crush the spirits of all the creeps that hit on her all day.
That's how I feel around horses , the answer is: You say thank you, obviously.
Ever think you're about to post the perfect quote and then go 'nah, that's dumb?
Happens to me about 85 times a day.
Pumpkin Pinochet
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
Seize-her Geezer
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.