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Yogthos<p>Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'.</p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">bbc.com/news/articles/cm2eeggy</span><span class="invisible">ppzo</span></a></p><p><a href="https://social.marxist.network/tags/notTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notTheOnion</span></a></p>
MHLoppy<p><strong>Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’</strong></p> Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore... #nottheonion #uspol <p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/09/trump-water-pressure-executive-order" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/a</span><span class="invisible">pr/09/trump-water-pressure-executive-order</span></a></p>
Chester Wisniewski<p><a href="https://securitycafe.ca/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>Kanye West Says Wife Bianca Censori Left Him After Trying to Get Him Committed</p><p>"My baby she ran away/ But first, she tried to get me committed" </p><p><a href="https://consequence.net/2025/04/kanye-west-new-song-bianca-censori-split/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">consequence.net/2025/04/kanye-</span><span class="invisible">west-new-song-bianca-censori-split/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>news</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wtf</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kanyewest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kanyewest</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kanye" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kanye</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>
Jeff<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://beige.party/@Lana" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Lana</span></a></span> <a href="https://bitbang.social/tags/notTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notTheOnion</span></a> Sigh. Where's the :party-try-not-to-cry: emoji when I need it...</p>
cheetah_spottycat<p><a href="https://toot.cat/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://toot.cat/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>
Dana Fried<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> </p><p>"‘Nowhere on earth is safe’: Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited islands near Antarctica"</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/a</span><span class="invisible">pr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands</span></a></p>
Hellfire103<p><strong>Musk's xAI buys social media platform X for $45 billion</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/41419958" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/41419958</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
DP0<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> This is so hilarious and so pointedly formulated. 🤣🤣🤣</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> but they should definitely steal it!</p>
Bernd Paysan R.I.P Natenom 🕯️<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@chrisstoecker" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>chrisstoecker</span></a></span> Ich bin über die 2011 gestolpert, als ich auf Google+ anfing, und sortierte sie erst in den Kreis „komische Seiten“ ein, also zusammen mit The Onion, Tagespresse, Postillon und so, weil die absurdes Zeugs berichtet haben. Ich habe dann aber schnell gemerkt, dass das gar keine Satire war, sondern US-Realität.</p><p>Das gilt natürlich auch für diesen Fall hier, der fällt auch unter <a href="https://mastodon.net2o.de/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a>. Absurd, aber real.</p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> is doing well this week:</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/25/la-shanghai-united-airlines-pilot-passport" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m</span><span class="invisible">ar/25/la-shanghai-united-airlines-pilot-passport</span></a></p>
Gerard Cunningham ✒️<p>Today's <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> headline</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/@murchadhfinn/114224644996977478" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.ie/@murchadhfinn/1142</span><span class="invisible">24644996977478</span></a></p>
Tony Bark<p><strong>Trump Admin Blames Removal of Black and Latino Veteran Content on AI</strong></p> <p><a href="https://pawb.social/post/21700260" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">pawb.social/post/21700260</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
tomwsmf<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> <br>"The White House stated it will "absolutely not" return the Statue of Liberty to France, according to Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.<br>French politician Raphael Glucksmann expressed disappointment in the U.S., stating it "no longer represents the values of freedom" and demanded the statue's return."</p><p><a href="https://ground.news/article/white-house-says-it-will-not-return-the-statue-of-liberty-to-france" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">ground.news/article/white-hous</span><span class="invisible">e-says-it-will-not-return-the-statue-of-liberty-to-france</span></a></p>
Hippy Steve<p>LOL. <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p><p>Gov. Greg Abbott backs bill banning 'non-human' behavior in schools <a href="https://www.kut.org/politics/2025-03-14/furries-texas-school-choice-vouchers" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">kut.org/politics/2025-03-14/fu</span><span class="invisible">rries-texas-school-choice-vouchers</span></a></p><p>The Forbidden Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education, or F.U.R.R.I.E.S. Act, would codify rules against students barking, hissing, licking or meowing in schools. The “non-human behavior” cited in the bill would also ban students from wearing tails, leashes or fur, unless it’s Halloween or another approved holiday where costumes are expected.</p>
smeg<p>Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test</p><p><a href="https://blog.lidarnews.com/tesla-autopilot-vs-lidar-vehicle/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blog.lidarnews.com/tesla-autop</span><span class="invisible">ilot-vs-lidar-vehicle/</span></a><br><a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/autopilot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>autopilot</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdrivingcar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdrivingcar</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdrivingcars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdrivingcars</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/supercruise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>supercruise</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdrivinghell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdrivinghell</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/selfdriving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selfdriving</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/lidar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lidar</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/NotTheBee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheBee</span></a> <a href="https://assortedflotsam.com/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
Shannon Clark<p>A suggestion to any company or organization (especially media that isn’t The Onion) consider strongly scrapping any plans for April 1 hoaxes this year. Reality is almost certainly going to pass you by. </p><p>If you are The Onion - consider running an entire day of nothing but deeply fact checked entirely accurate stories about real actual news (you could fill a paper with just 2025 stories) with absolutely nothing that is an April 1 joke or hoax. </p><p>Publish it as <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://threads.net/@theonion/" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>theonion</span></a></span></p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaTakedown</span></a> @teslatakedown <a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaTakedown</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/teslatakedown" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>teslatakedown</span></a></span> <a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p><p>Is this the worst car ad ever? </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DHMbA0MSj1H/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">instagram.com/p/DHMbA0MSj1H/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kim-kardashian-misreads-room-poses-with-tesla-robot-in-new-shoot/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kim</span><span class="invisible">-kardashian-misreads-room-poses-with-tesla-robot-in-new-shoot/</span></a></p>
Jack of all trades<p>He should team up with Michael Mann</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/mar/14/mike-cannon-brookes-f1-williams-sponsorship-atlassian-private-jet" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/australia-news</span><span class="invisible">/2025/mar/14/mike-cannon-brookes-f1-williams-sponsorship-atlassian-private-jet</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p>
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