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@EyalL That's what it feels like … I'm told.

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@EyalL That's what it feels like … I'm told.

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#FakeMastodonFacts : The “Fediverse” is a collection of Mastodon blogs about Kevin Federline.

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#FakeMastodonFacts : The “Fediverse” is a collection of Mastodon blogs about Kevin Federline.

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It's great to see so many old friends and new faces here! It's like we're getting the band back together, but with a horn section (mostly Canada geese).

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It's great to see so many old friends and new faces here! It's like we're getting the band back together, but with a horn section (mostly Canada geese).

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I starred your toot. No offense.

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I starred your toot. No offense.

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@scrumble_eggs 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@scrumble_eggs 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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“May the road rise up to meet you” sounds a lot better than “I hope you fall on your face.”

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“May the road rise up to meet you” sounds a lot better than “I hope you fall on your face.”

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A man walks into a bar, to numb the pain of existence.

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A man walks into a bar, to numb the pain of existence.

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If you love something, fuck it up irrevocably.

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If you love something, fuck it up irrevocably.

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@toomanycommas3 Pot Rocks?

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@toomanycommas3 Pot Rocks?

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Oh, you're an INFJ? I'm an NSFW.

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Oh, you're an INFJ? I'm an NSFW.

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Me, having just scrolled a bird site for eleven years: Um…

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Me, having just scrolled a bird site for eleven years: Um…

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I don't know who needs to hear any of this.

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I don't know who needs to hear any of this.

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“I’ll take it from here.” — thieves

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“I’ll take it from here.” — thieves

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*brings finger guns to a thumb war*

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*brings finger guns to a thumb war*

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“I'm kind of a big dill.” — pickles

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“I'm kind of a big dill.” — pickles

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When I say “that was some game,” I mean I watched like 20 seconds of it.

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When I say “that was some game,” I mean I watched like 20 seconds of it.

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If a tree falls in the forest, that's probably as good a place as any.

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If a tree falls in the forest, that's probably as good a place as any.

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Forget everything you know about amnesia!

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Forget everything you know about amnesia!

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My instance's rule number 1: “Be kind.”

Well, there goes half my material.

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My instance's rule number 1: “Be kind.”

Well, there goes half my material.