"I know. I was there at time." has been my usual reply for some years. (-:
There's a whole entry in the #HHGTTG (radio version) about humans's seeming need to tell people stuff that they already know.
"You seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot hole!", Arthur tells Zaphod.
High and tight, with Zamfir. I finally realized I own a battery powered set of clippers, and that I can sit on my bath chair in a dry tub, and use our handheld vacuum to clean it up before turning on the shower. Easier than the way I was doing it with the dropcloth. This hairstyle is perfect for me. #disability #justchatting #SundayVibes #haircuts #zamfir
Emily Ratajkowski reveals ‘worst haircut’ of her life: ‘I have bangs on the back of my head’ https://www.inbella.com/970154/emily-ratajkowski-reveals-worst-haircut-of-her-life-i-have-bangs-on-the-back-of-my-head/ #BadHaircuts #Celeb #CelebNews #Celebrity #CelebrityBadHaircuts #CelebrityGossip #CelebrityNews #EmilyRatajkowski #EmilyRatajkowskiBadHaircut #EmilyRatajkowskiBangs #EmilyRatajkowskiHair #EmilyRatajkowskiHaircut #EmilyRatajkowskiNewHaircut #Entertainment #EntertainmentNews #Fashion #FemaleCelebrities #Gossip #haircuts #News #PageSix #PageSixStyle #PageSixTv #PopCulture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT6RJscGT10
#ARKANSAS: #FASCISTS Demand #Haircuts Fit Outdated #GenderRoles
These morons are BANNING #gendernonconformingHAIRCUTS
#Farright #extrêmedroite #FASCISTUSA #HB1668
#ProtectCisgenderKidsWhoAreGenderNonconforming
....meanwhile, #EggsAreStillHigh!!
@georgetakei
We can probably blame what is known as "bad 70s hair" on the lingering and deep-seated reaction to adults and authority figures taking a vociferously hard line against longer hair on boys in the 1960s. Fashion got mutated into a generational badge. More seriously, Republicans are control freaks who try to impose their intolerant standards on all others. This is more likely to provoke a backlash than compliance.
#Bad70sHair #Fashion #LGBTQ #Arkansas #Republicans #MAGA #Haircuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYT42JL7lXo
Wait, What? Republicans are Trying to BAN #HAIRCUTS FOR KIDS!!!
#GNP kvetching about '#gendernonconformingHAIRCUTS' !!!
Try to control #socialtransitioning
THESE...#FARRIGHT...NUTTERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!
#TransandNonbinaryRightsAreHumanRights 
'This is #Nazi shit and cruelty is the point' -- Jesse Dollemore
It's time for back-to-school haircuts. I gave Kid2 hers the other week, so it's just Kid3 and Kid4 tonight. Kid4 went first. The haircuts happen in the kitchen: they sit on a stool and I tell them to turn around when I need to cut different areas.
To avoid confusion, I give directions based on what in the room they will be facing, eg the stove, the window, the blackboard. Which led to this:
Me: OK, turn around to face the plants... No, the plants.... oh. Sorry. The other plants
Kid4 (rolling eyes): You have too many plants
Heh heh. Mission accomplished 
